NovDecJanFebMarAprall

Tue 16 Oct

Russell Howard and Friends: Work...
7:00pm - 11:00am Russell Howard, star of The Russell Howard Hour, returns to the live arena to test out some brand new material in intimate surroundings and to introduce...

SOLD OUT

Fri 19 Oct

BONGO’S BINGO
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

SOLD OUT

Fri 19 Oct

TANGA! MADONNA with ELENI FOUREIRA
11:00pm - 5:00am On FRIDAY OCTOBER 19th, come to CONFESS yourself at The Grand with the performance of ELENI FOUREIRA, Eurovision 2018 second placed with her HIT 🔥“FUEGO” 🔥 and a special...

Buy Tickets

Sat 20 Oct

JUANITO MAKANDÉ
6:30pm - 10:00pm ROCK SIN SUBTÍTULOS™ PRESENTS JUANITO MAKANDÉ Después de pasárselo en grande girando junto a su compadre El Canijo de Jerez con su banda Estricnina, Juanito Makandé retoma...

Buy Tickets

Sat 20 Oct

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND FEAT...
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING! THIS WEEK WE’RE JOINED BY THE TEAM FROM LYCRA 80’S PARTY After spending the summer making you sweat at...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Tue 23 Oct

TIM BURTON’S CORPSE BRIDE
7:00pm - 10:00pm 💀 Lose yourself in Tim Burton’s animated classic for the first time on the big screen in our Victorian variety theatre. With an all star cast...

Buy Tickets

Wed 24 Oct

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
7:00pm - 10:00pm 👠 Calling all sweet transvestites! The King (or Queen) of cult films comes to life on our giant HD screen with a sing-along special – give...

Buy Tickets

Thu 25 Oct

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
7:00pm - 10:00pm 👠 Calling all sweet transvestites! The King (or Queen) of cult films comes to life on our giant HD screen with a sing-along special – give...

Buy Tickets

Fri 26 Oct

BONGOS BINGO
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

SOLD OUT

Fri 26 Oct

HORROR HAUS
10:00pm - 3:00am WELCOME TO OUR NIGHTMARE! Party to DEATH this Hallowe’en weekend at the first ever HORROR HAUS! Join us for a full horror-themed drag show with queens...

Book an areaBuy Tickets

Sat 27 Oct

Ghostbusters
6:30pm - 10:00pm 👻 We came! We saw! But we need YOU to kick its ass! Sigourney Weaver’s creepy enough, but when possessed by ancient demon Zuul she hits #peakscary....

Buy Tickets

Sat 27 Oct

THE GRAND’S HALLOWEEN PARTY
9:00pm - 3:00am Halloween at The Grand is our busiest night of the year – and also the biggest fancy dress party in London! 🎃 👻 Join us as we...

Book an areaBuy Tickets

Sun 28 Oct

HOCUS POCUS
7:00pm - 10:00pm ✨ The Sanderson Sisters are back for a special anniversary screening celebrating 25 Years of the most iconic trio of witches ever!Featuring Bette Middler, Sister Act’s Kathy...

Buy Tickets

Mon 29 Oct

Hocus Pocus
7:00pm - 10:00pm ✨ The Sanderson Sisters are back for a special anniversary screening celebrating 25 Years of the most iconic trio of witches ever!Featuring Bette Middler, Sister Act’s Kathy...

Buy Tickets

Wed 31 Oct

BONGOS BINGO – Halloween Special
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

Buy Tickets

Wed 31 Oct

Hollywood Horror, The Halloween Party
10:30pm - 3:00am After a sold out party in 2017, Hollywood Horror is back and we’re going to be giving you the JEEPERS CREEPERS in an EVEN Bigger and...

Buy Tickets

Thu 01 Nov

Monét X Change
6:00pm - 11:00pm Fresh from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10 – Season Favourite Monét X Change brings her first ever headline show to the UK with Slay! Picture it:...

Buy Tickets

Fri 02 Nov

BONGOS BINGO
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

SOLD OUT

Fri 02 Nov

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sat 03 Nov

Basement Orchestra: Overtures From The...
7:15pm - 10:00pm We all need to make music. Even the dead. The mysteriously departed Basement Orchestra return to The Clapham Grand with a requiem for their own lost...

Buy Tickets

Sat 03 Nov

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Wed 07 Nov

PRIVATE PARTS – LIVE
7:30pm - 11:00pm FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME MADE IN CHELSEA TV STARS JAMIE LAING AND FRANCIS BOULLE ARE COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU! THE TWO LOVABLE GENTS...

Buy Tickets

Thu 08 Nov

Private Parts – Live
7:30pm - 11:00pm For the very first time Made in Chelsea TV stars Jamie Laing and Francis Boulle are coming to a theatre near you! The two lovable gents...

SOLD OUT

Fri 09 Nov

Bongo’s Bingo
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

SOLD OUT

Fri 09 Nov

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Fri 09 Nov

TANGA! Party LONDON
10:30pm - 3:00am more info coming soon

More Info Coming Soon

Sat 10 Nov

SINGALONG HAIRSPRAY MOVIE NIGHT
6:30pm - 10:00pm Good Morning Baltimore! Come and join The Nicest Kids In Town for our singalong movie screening of Hairspray. Whether you’re The New Girl in Town or...

Get notified

Sat 10 Nov

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Mon 12 Nov

The Cycling Podcast & Amaraterra
7:30pm - 9:30pm Join The Cycling Podcast and the brilliant pizzica band Amaraterra for an evening of conversation, insight, gossip and music at The Clapham Grand. The Cycling Podcast...

Buy Tickets

Wed 14 Nov

Club Classics: The Lips Remix
7:00pm - 11:00pm Pump up the jam and get ready to make your body groove – Lips, London’s favourite all-women pop choir (ww.lipschoir.co.uk), will be remixing the biggest and...

Buy Tickets

Thu 15 Nov

Club Classics: The Lips Remix
7:00pm - 1:00am Pump up the jam and get ready to make your body groove – Lips, London’s favourite all-women pop choir (ww.lipschoir.co.uk), will be remixing the biggest and...

Buy Tickets

Fri 16 Nov

Bongo’s Bingo
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

SOLD OUT

Fri 16 Nov

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sat 17 Nov

Bongo’s Bingo
5:30pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

Buy Tickets

Sat 17 Nov

SINGALONG BURLESQUE MOVIE NIGHT
6:30pm - 10:00pm Be prepared to be a little bit naughty and a little bit nice. Give us glam, sweat, sugar, sex and spice for we will be up...

Get notified

Sat 17 Nov

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sun 18 Nov

LIVE BOXING
4:00pm - 10:30pm DKM PROMOTIONS WITH EPIC ORIGNS PRESENTS: NIGHT OF RECKONING OZCAN VS ANDERSON: ROUND SERIES LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT

Buy Tickets

Mon 19 Nov

The winners Tour: Aquaria (ages...
8:00pm - 12:30am We are pleased to be taking on tour, the winner of Rupauls Drag Race season 10 AQUARIA. This show will be supported by the Klub Kids...

Buy Tickets

Tue 20 Nov

The Speakmans: The Key To...
6:30pm - 7:00pm The latest in our Funzing Talks series, we bring two of the worlds leading life change therapists Nik & Eva Speakman to The Grand, Clapham –...

Buy Tickets

Fri 23 Nov

Bongo’s Bingo
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

SOLD OUT

Fri 23 Nov

VENGABOYS LIVE
10:30pm - 3:00am 🚌 The Vengabus is coming to The Grand!🚌 🚌 Yup, that’s right the one and only Vengaboys are coming to play an exclusive LIVE set with...

Book an areaBuy Tickets

Sat 24 Nov

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Wed 28 Nov

Grand Ball of The City
7:00pm - 12:00am Dance the night away at the Grand Ball Of The City You will be transported through the roaring 20s, the fabulous 50s, the crazy 70s and...

Buy Tickets

Thu 29 Nov

XCLUSIVE TOUCH BOXING
6:00pm - 11:00pm FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR WHITE COLLAR BOXING IS A FORM OF BOXING WHERE MEN AND WOMEN IN REGULAR PROFESSIONS TRAIN LIKE A PROFESSIONAL BOXER FOR 10...

Get Info

Fri 30 Nov

BONGO’S BINGO
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

Buy Tickets

Fri 30 Nov

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sat 01 Dec

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
6:00pm - 10:00pm SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sun 02 Dec

Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder
4:00am - 7:00am THE WAIT IS OVER. In the early hours of Sunday 2nd December, Tyson ‘The Gypsy King’ Fury and Deontay ‘Bronze Bomber’ Wilder will meet for the...

Buy Tickets

Tue 04 Dec

This Show Does Not Contain...
8:00pm - 10:45pm  The 4th December, sees the London debut of This Show Does Not Contain Nuts,  a new wave of exciting, all female comedians performing at the prestigious Clapham Grand....

Buy Tickets

Wed 05 Dec

XCLUSIVE TOUCH BOXING
6:00pm - 11:00pm FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR WHITE COLLAR BOXING IS A FORM OF BOXING WHERE MEN AND WOMEN IN REGULAR PROFESSIONS TRAIN LIKE A PROFESSIONAL BOXER FOR 10...

Get Info

Fri 07 Dec

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sat 08 Dec

BONGO’S BINGO
5:30pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

Buy Tickets

Sat 08 Dec

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sun 09 Dec

KLUB KIDS PRESENTS ………. Alyssa...
8:00pm - 11:00pm Alyssa Edwards – Dancing Queen (Brand New One Woman Show) SUNDAY 9th DECEMBER She’s Back, Back, Back again and Direct from her Brand New reality TV...

Buy Tickets

Mon 10 Dec

KLUB KIDS PRESENTS ………. Alyssa...
8:00pm - 11:00pm Alyssa Edwards – Dancing Queen (Brand New One Woman Show) MONDAY 10th DECEMBER She’s Back, Back, Back again and Direct from her Brand New reality TV...

Buy Tickets

Wed 12 Dec

CROSSDRESSER FOR CHRIST-MAS ft: GINGERMINJ
7:00pm - 10:30pm The absolutely stunning GINGERMINJ is back with her brand new Christmas show! Touring her hilarious CROSSDRESSER FOR CHRIST-MAS show with Slay! this December you won’t want...

Buy Tickets

Fri 14 Dec

Bongo’s Bingo
6:00pm - 10:00pm BINGO? THAT’S AN OLD PERSON THING ISN’T IT? WELL, NOT THIS VERSION. EXPECT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS BINGO KNOWN TO MAN INCLUDING IMPROMPTU RAVES, DANCE OFFS AND...

Buy Tickets

Fri 14 Dec

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sat 15 Dec

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Mon 17 Dec

LUISA OMIELAN: POLITICS FOR BITCHES
7:00pm - 11:00pm Fresh from filming her BBC3 series of the same name, comedy phenomenon Luisa Omielan (‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ and ‘Am I Right Ladies?!‘) is back with...

Buy Tickets

Tue 18 Dec

LUISA OMIELAN: POLITICS FOR BITCHES
7:00pm - 11:00pm FRESH FROM FILMING HER BBC3 SERIES OF THE SAME NAME, COMEDY PHENOMENON LUISA OMIELAN (‘WHAT WOULD BEYONCE DO?!’ AND ‘AM I RIGHT LADIES?!‘) IS BACK WITH HER THIRD...

Buy Tickets

Tue 18 Dec

★Wonderland★
10:30pm - 3:00am We bring you a full student experience this December! Strap up because #Wonderland has arrived! University is over and everyone will be back in London ready...

Wed 19 Dec

LUISA OMIELAN: POLITICS FOR BITCHES
7:00pm - 11:00pm FRESH FROM FILMING HER BBC3 SERIES OF THE SAME NAME, COMEDY PHENOMENON LUISA OMIELAN (‘WHAT WOULD BEYONCE DO?!’ AND ‘AM I RIGHT LADIES?!‘) IS BACK WITH HER THIRD...

Buy Tickets

Thu 20 Dec

THE LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS...
7:30pm - 11:00pm Come and join the boys of the London Gay Men’s Chorus in what promises to be a truly unique festive bonanza! With the bawdy spirit of...

Buy Tickets

Fri 21 Dec

THE LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS...
7:30pm - 10:30pm COME AND JOIN THE BOYS OF THE LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS IN WHAT PROMISES TO BE A TRULY UNIQUE FESTIVE BONANZA! WITH THE BAWDY SPIRIT OF...

Buy Tickets

Fri 21 Dec

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:30pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Fri 21 Dec

TANGA! PARTY LONDON
10:30pm - 3:00am More Info Coming Soon

More Info Coming Soon

Sat 22 Dec

THE LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS...
2:00pm - 6:30pm COME AND JOIN THE BOYS OF THE LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS IN WHAT PROMISES TO BE A TRULY UNIQUE FESTIVE BONANZA! WITH THE BAWDY SPIRIT OF...

Buy Tickets

Sat 22 Dec

THE LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS...
7:30pm - 10:30pm COME AND JOIN THE BOYS OF THE LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS IN WHAT PROMISES TO BE A TRULY UNIQUE FESTIVE BONANZA! WITH THE BAWDY SPIRIT OF...

Buy Tickets

Sat 22 Dec

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:30pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Fri 28 Dec

FRIDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am JOIN US AS OUR RESIDENT DJ’S SOUNDTRACK YOUR FRIDAY NIGHTS, PLAYING A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS, FROM HIP HOP TO HOUSE, DISCO TO RNB AND EVERYTHING IN...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Sat 29 Dec

SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND
10:00pm - 3:00am SATURDAYS AT THE GRAND ARE ALL ABOUT PARTYING. JOIN US AS OUR DJ’S SPIN A MIX OF PARTY CLASSICS FROM R N B, HIP HOP &...

Book an areaJoin guestlist

Mon 31 Dec

Foreverland – NYE Enchanted Forest...
9:00pm - 4:00am The World’s most magical club night transforms The Grand into an enchanted forest for a night of immersive raving 🔮🌲 What to expect? Watch here →...

Get notified

Tue 29 Jan

Miz Cracker “It’s Time” –...
5:30pm - 8:30pm Miz Cracker brings her “One Women Show” to the Uk & Ireland January 2019 All Events are 14+ (Anyone 14-17 is Requested to attend with an...

SOLD OUT

Tue 29 Jan

Miz Cracker “It’s Time” –...
8:45pm - 11:00am Miz Cracker brings her “One Women Show” to the Uk & Ireland January 2019 All Events are 14+ (Anyone 14-17 is Requested to attend with an...

Buy Tickets

Wed 27 Feb

RUSSELL HOWARD AND FRIENDS: WORK...
7:00pm - 11:00pm PLEASE NOTE RESCHEDULED DATE FROM OCT 18TH. ALL ORIGINAL TICKETS STILL VALID. RUSSELL HOWARD, STAR OF THE RUSSELL HOWARD HOUR, RETURNS TO THE LIVE ARENA TO TEST...

SOLD OUT



Apply for guestlist

Book an area

Private Hire & Filming







Sport subscribe


Party bookings