Sunday 14th March | 5:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Sunday 14th March | 5:00 pm - 9:00 pm
PLEASE NOTE: This show has been rescheduled to Sunday 18th July. All tickets remain valid. Any questions or queries, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org
We can’t wait to welcome Daniel Sloss back onto our stage! His hilarious show was one of the highlights of 2020 (our final set of shows before lockdown 2.0, all sold out!) and we have no doubt that these new 2021 will bring equally electric energy to an incredible excited and eager audience!
EXACT TIMINGS TBC
The all-new, 11th solo show by Scotland’s international comedy star, hot on the heels of his ground-breaking, global smash-hit ‘Daniel Sloss: X’, returns to The Grand in 2021!
The incredible ‘X’ tour sold out across 40 countries, with 300 shows including over 30 European countries, UK, U.S., Canada, Australia, Hong Kong, Japan and even packing a Moscow arena (becoming Russia’s biggest-ever English language comedy show). The film of ‘X’ is showing on HBO in U.S. and Canada and became the first UK comedy special to make its UK premiere in cinemas, with its nationwide release at Vue.
Daniel’s previous two Netflix specials ‘DARK’ & ‘Jigsaw’ are streaming in 190 countries, 26 languages with the infamous ‘Jigsaw’ now credited with breaking up over 75,000 couples and cited in over 130 divorces world-wide (with fans even bringing their divorce papers for him to autograph at shows).
He has sold out six New York solo off-Broadway seasons, appeared on U.S TV’s ‘Conan’ ten times, broken box office records in Edinburgh and toured in over 50 countries – this is his new show and it’s a strictly limited tour – BOOK EARLY!
Special guests to be confirmed.
‘Dirty, sweet and clever’ (New York Times)
‘Smouldering… deliciously dark stand-up. Brilliant!’ ★★★★★ (Mail On Sunday)
‘Dazzling wit… Unstoppable’ (Daily Telegraph)
‘Simply world class… hilarious’ ★★★★ (Herald Sun)
‘Comedy provocateur’ ★★★★★ (TheMusic.com.au)
‘Hilarious… Sloss is a festival highlight. See him!’ ★★★★★ (The Age)
‘Sloss is at the top of his game… exciting and powerful… Challenging and controversial… a master craftsman and a truly edgy stand-up star with his finger very much on the pulse… Brilliant!’ (Time Out)
Warning: contains adult themes and strong language.
SEATING & TABLES PRICING & ALLOCATION
Due to physical distancing all tickets are sold in pairs & tables of 4 across The Stalls and The Circle. If the Upper Circle is open we can sell tickets in allocation of 1-4 people per group with unreserved seating. When you go to purchase your tickets you can see the area of the venue you are buying within and DICE will automatically allocated the best seats within that area.
TABLE SERVICE FOR DRINKS & FOOD
We will have a full drinks menu available with table service, alongside snacks (hmmm Monster Munch…) and hot food (nachos and hot dogs, with vegan options).
It’s amazing for us to be able to get back open again to host events, but nothing is more important that your safety! We just wanted to let you know what measures we have in place to make sure you have a safe & brilliant time with us! 🎉
All our tickets are for groups/bubbles under 4 people 🎟
Physical distancing throughout the venue ⬅️ ➡️
Face masks until seated (we have spares if caught short!) 😷
Table service for drinks 🍾
ALL the anti-bac 🚰
Track & trace baby ✍️
Temp checks on entry! 🌡
Government approved pilot live show ✅
Following guidelines The Clapham Grand will be allowed to have performances after 10pm if they start before 10pm, as long as our bars stop serving no later than 9.45pm ⏰
By purchasing a ticket you are confirming that your group is from the same household or support bubble 🏠
Any questions at all hit us up – email@example.com – we’re here to give you the safest & best night out! 👊
In the event of a show cancellation due to any Covid restrictions we will reschedule the event and transfer your tickets over. If we can’t reschedule we will give a full refund minus the booking fee.
SMOKING AREA & CLOAKROOM:
Unfortunately due to the nature of Covid Compliance we aren’t able to operate our Cloakroom so you will be required to keep coats and bags on you. Please don’t bring anything larger than a rucksack into the venue, if this is unavoidable please contact us in advance so we can make arrangements for you!
Our smoking area opens an hour after doors.
Due to distancing our toilets are limited in capacity, so please bear with us, especially during intervals if there is a queue.
Unfortunately we don’t have any parking at the venue, but we are opposite Clapham Junction Station, the busiest (and best) station in Europe.
The cheapest parking available is at www.justpark.com in the station.
If you require assistant in accessing the venue please don’t hesitate to contact us in advance so we can make sure can facilitate this.
Our address is 21-25 St John’s Hill, SW11 1TT. We are directly opposite Clapham Junction Station (St John’s Hill exit side).
This is a 18+ show. (14+ can attend in the circle with an 18+ adult)
If you have any accessibility questions about coming here please visit our website here https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ & if you have any further questions don’t hesitate to get in touch.
ABOUT THE CLAPHAM GRAND
The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK’s oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, time to rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.
In 1900 we were built to give performers a stage and our customers an amazing night out, with everyone from Charlie Chaplin and Morecambe & Wise to Oasis and Bianca Del Rio performing, and we are incredibly grateful to be able to reopen and continue to do so.
Thank you so much for all your support so far, we can’t wait to have you back with us.