Old Dirty Brasstards

Friday 19th March | 6:30 pm - 10:00 pm

Old Dirty Brasstards

Friday 19th March | 6:30 pm - 10:00 pm

PLEASE NOTE: This is a rescheduled show from December 2020. All previously purchased tickets remain valid. Any further questions or queries, please contact help@dice.fm

Old Dirty Brasstards invite you to join them on Friday 19th March for a good old-fashioned Knees-Up. This  extravaganza takes place at London’s no. 1 physically distanced venue, the magnificent Clapham Grand.
Have your spirit ignited by the band’s big brassy renditions of your favourite hits!
Come and join us to get your dose of drum ‘n’ brass!

Due to physical distancing all tickets are sold in pairs & tables of 4 across The Stalls and The Circle. If the Upper Circle is open we can sell tickets in allocation of 1-4 people per group with unreserved seating. When you go to purchase your tickets you can see the area of the venue you are buying within and DICE will automatically allocated the best seats within that area.

We will have a full drinks menu available with table service, alongside snacks (hmmm Monster Munch…) and hot food (nachos and hot dogs, with vegan options).

It’s amazing for us to be able to get back open again to host events, but nothing is more important that your safety! We just wanted to let you know what measures we have in place to make sure you have a safe & brilliant time with us! 🎉

All our tickets are for groups/bubbles under 4 people 🎟
Physical distancing throughout the venue ⬅️ ➡️
Face masks until seated (we have spares if caught short!) 😷
Table service for drinks 🍾
ALL the anti-bac 🚰
Track & trace baby ✍️
Temp checks on entry! 🌡
Government approved pilot live show ✅
Following guidelines The Clapham Grand will be allowed to have performances after 10pm if they start before 10pm, as long as our bars stop serving no later than 9.45pm ⏰
By purchasing a ticket you are confirming that your group is from the same household or support bubble 🏠

Any questions at all hit us up – info@claphamgrand.com – we’re here to give you the safest & best night out! 👊

In the event of a show cancellation due to any Covid restrictions we will reschedule the event and transfer your tickets over. If we can’t reschedule we will give a full refund minus the booking fee.

Unfortunately due to the nature of Covid Compliance we aren’t able to operate our Cloakroom so you will be required to keep coats and bags on you. Please don’t bring anything larger than a rucksack into the venue, if this is unavoidable please contact us in advance so we can make arrangements for you!
Our smoking area opens an hour after doors.

Due to distancing our toilets are limited in capacity, so please bear with us, especially during intervals if there is a queue.

Unfortunately we don’t have any parking at the venue, but we are opposite Clapham Junction Station, the busiest (and best) station in Europe.
The cheapest parking available is at www.justpark.com in the station.

If you require assistant in accessing the venue please don’t hesitate to contact us in advance so we can make sure can facilitate this.

Our address is 21-25 St John’s Hill, SW11 1TT. We are directly opposite Clapham Junction Station (St John’s Hill exit side).

This is an 18+ show.
If you have any accessibility questions about coming here please visit our website here https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/ & if you have any further questions don’t hesitate to get in touch.

The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK’s oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, time to rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.
In 1900 we were built to give performers a stage and our customers an amazing night out, with everyone from Charlie Chaplin and Morecambe & Wise to Oasis and Bianca Del Rio performing, and we are incredibly grateful to be able to reopen and continue to do so.
Thank you so much for all your support so far, we can’t wait to have you back with us.