Beans on Toast – Album Launch Spectacular!

Sunday 18th April | 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm

Beans on Toast – Album Launch Spectacular!

Sunday 18th April | 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm

PLEASE NOTE: This is a rescheduled show. All tickets from the previous date(s) remain valid. Any questions or queries, please contact

Cult Folk hero Beans on Toast will be performing a special show at the legendary London Music Hall The Clapham Grand on Sunday 18th April.
The rescheduled evening show is sold out, but tickets for the Livestream are available. We’re also happy to announce a special all-ages matinee show from 2pm – 5pm (Under 18s to be accompanied by an adult, 21+ ).

2020 wouldn’t let the album launch happen on day of release (and Beans’ 40th Birthday) so 2021 it is. Expect songs from both new albums KNEE DEEP IN NOSTALGIA & THE UNFORESEEABLE FUTURE alongside some old favourites, some stories about the good old days and musings on the

Support on both shows will be from the wizard pianist and songwriting master TENSHEDS


Due to physical distancing and our venue layout we can only sell individual tickets in our Upper Circle which we are afraid isn’t always open. All other tickets will be sold in pairs, 3’s & tables of 4 across The Stalls and Circle. Tickets are priced per person plus a £1 restoration fee and a 10% booking fee each. When you go to purchase your tickets you can see the area of the venue you are buying within and DICE will automatically allocated the best seats in that area. Seats must be purchased in pairs, 3’s or 4’s, unless its for the Upper Circle.


The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK’s oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, time to rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.

In 1900 we were built to give performers a stage and our customers an amazing night out, with everyone from Charlie Chaplin and Morecambe & Wise to Oasis and Bianca Del Rio performing, and we are incredibly grateful to be able to reopen and continue to do so. If you have any questions at all about the show don’t hesitate to email us on

Thank you so much for all your support so far, we can’t wait to have you back with us.


It’s amazing for us to be able to get back open again to host events, but nothing is more important that your safety! We just wanted to let you know what measures we have in place to make sure you have a safe & brilliant time with us! 🎉

All our tickets are for groups/bubbles under 6 people  🎟

Physical distancing throughout the venue ⬅️  ➡️

Face masks until seated (we have spares if caught short!) 😷

Table service for drinks 🍾

ALL the anti-bac 🚰

Track & trace baby ✍️

Temp checks on entry! 🌡

Government approved pilot live show

Following guidelines The Clapham Grand will be allowed to have performances after 10pm, if they start before 10pm, and our bars will stop serving at 10pm

Any questions at all hit us up – – we’re here to give you the safest & best night out! 👊


In the event of a show cancellation due to any Covid restrictions we will reschedule the event and transfer your tickets over. If we can’t reschedule we will give a full refund minus the booking fee.


We will also only open our smoking area when everyone is inside the venue, which we estimate will be about 8pm.

Unfortunately due to the nature of Covid Compliance we aren’t able to operate our Cloakroom so you will be required to keep coats and bags on you. Please don’t bring anything larger than a rucksack into the venue, if this is unavoidable please contact us in advance so we can make arrangements for you!


Due to distancing our toilets are limited in capacity, so please bear with us, especially during intervals as you may have to queue!


Unfortunately we don’t have any parking at the venue, but we are opposite Clapham Junction station! The cheapest parking available is at in the station.


If you require assistant in accessing the venue please don’t hesitate to contact us in advance so we can make sure can facilitate this.


Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult 21+ (matinee show only)

Our address is 21-25 St John’s Hill, SW11 1TT. We are directly opposite Clapham Junction Station (St John’s Hill exit side).


This is an 18+ show.

If you have any accessibility questions about coming here please visit our website here & if you have any further questions don’t hesitate to get in touch.


This ticket will give you access to watch the show as a TV quality live stream. Unique access to the stream will be sent to you an hour before the show starts.


This ticket will give you access to watch the show as a TV quality live stream as well as be in the show itself via interaction with that stars on stage. Unique access to the stream & to Zoom  will be sent to you an hour before the show starts.


6pm: LDN – UK

7pm: EUR

1pm  NY – USA

10am: LA – USA



*1 ticket per device

**If you have a ticket with SHOW INTERACTION ON ZOOM it will will be on ZOOM MEETING APP so please make sure you have this on your Laptop, tablet or mobile.

***If you just have a GLOBAL LIVE STREAM TICKET you will just need a laptop, tablet or mobile with normal audio and visual streaming capabilities

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