We are directly opposite Clapham Junction Station.
Clapham Junction connects easily to Vauxhall, Victoria, Waterloo and London Overground services in both directions.
Local bus routes include N19, N31, 35, N35, 37, 39, 49, 77, 87, N87, 156, 170, 219, 295, 319, 337, 344, 345, C3 and G1
Our full address is: The Clapham Grand, 21-25 St. John’s Hill, Clapham Junction, London SW11 1TT.
Our opening hours are Mon-Sun, 10am – 6:30pm.
Tel: 020 7223 6523
From the 27th January 2022, the UK Government will remove any COVID-related requirements for large-scale events and gatherings, by law.
From then on, face masks will no longer be mandatory, though still recommended in inside spaces where you are in close proximity to other, and we will no longer be asking for proof of vaccination of a negative test.
See below our quick guide to having the safest time possible with us! If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us at email@example.com
We look forward to seeing you soon!
THE CLAPHAM GRAND’S RECOMMENDED CUSTOMER GUIDELINES TO VISITING
1. Please don’t come to shows here if you have any COVID-19 symptoms, or believe you may have been exposed to infection
2. Before coming to one of our events, we recommend that you do everything you can to make sure that you, personally, are not infectious
You can do this by:
– Getting vaccinated / boosted
– Taking a lateral flow test
– Registering that you are immune (because of previous infection)
3. Unfortunately, due to the listed status of the building, we haven’t been able to fit in a full ventilation system, but we will, whenever possible, keep the doors of the venue open during the gaps between performances, which will enable to air to circulate and reduce both aerosol and droplet risk. During performances, we may have to close certain doors to comply with noise restrictions.
4. We will be deep cleaning the building regularly, and we will be using contact cleaning solutions which reduce the risk of contact infections. There will be additional sanitising units around the building, and we ask you to please play your part in keeping the building clean from contact risk by regularly washing your hands and using the sanitisers provided.
In the event of a show cancellation due to Covid restrictions we will reschedule the event and transfer your tickets over. If we can’t reschedule the show, or you can’t make the rescheduled date, we will give a full refund minus the booking fee.
All ticket updates are communicated to you through your ticket provider, by us.
Any further questions or queries, please contact your ticket provider.
The Clapham Grand has been providing entertainment for 120 years, and is one of the UK’s oldest remaining Variety Halls. After a successful Crowdfunder campaign to prevent permanent closure during Covid-19 we are beginning to open with a run of physically distanced events, which whilst operating at a loss gives as the chance to bring our staff back to work, rebuild out business model and most of all have you back to be entertained here again.
During this period of loss making trading during & immediately after Covid-19, we are implementing a £1 restoration fee on each ticket, which goes towards helping us maintain our beautiful venue.
We are always looking for excellent people to work with us, either on the bar and operational side or in marketing, promotions and production.
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org with a CV and brief covering letter explaining why you want to join our team. No experience necessary, all we ask is a passion for hospitality, nightlife, entertainment and being an all round good egg.
You can also find our current vacancies HERE
Our dress code is fashionably comfortable, so smart trainers are allowed as long as they’re not muddy from running round the football pitch all day!
Unfortunately we do not allow tracksuit bottoms, hoodies, flip flops or hats (apart from bowler, top hats or the odd fez).
Hen or Stag do attire is fine but keep it fun, keep it classy and not too tacky (leave the inflatable penis’ at home please!)
Tailored shorts are allowed like a jean or a nice chino, but we do not allow sports shorts.
Please call the venue on 020 7223 6523 from 10am – 6pm, Monday – Friday or e-mail email@example.com with a description of your item, when you left it at the venue and/or your cloakroom ticket number.
We keep all lost property for 3 weeks, before donating it to Wandsworth Oasis, a local charity that raises money for HIV support and prevention projects in SW London through its 9 charity shops and community events.
Unless specified on an event listing, The Clapham Grand is an 18+ venue.
We will always specify on the event’s listing when this is not the case.
Ticket holders will not be admitted to an event or receive a refund if unable to present valid identification showing they are over the required age limit for the show they are attending.
Only a current passport, driving license, citizen card or home office approved proof of age card are accepted as valid forms of ID. Student cards are not accepted. If you are under 25 you will be asked for a second form of ID with your name on it, to confirm the photographic ID belongs to you.
For all Private Hire enquires, please click HERE to find all relevant rates and contact information.
The cloakroom is £2 per item.
The Clapham Grand does not accept or take responsibility for items of value stored within your garments or bags deposited in the cloakroom, please keep valuable items on you.
Items cannot be returned without producing a valid ticket. If you think you are likely to lose your ticket, please take a picture of it. If you lose your ticket we might release your items at the end of the night, at the discretion of the management on the basis you know your items well enough to adequately describe them.
If for any reason you have a ticket but we are unable to return an item left in the cloakroom, compensation is limited to a maximum of £50.00.
Although we do our very best to return left items, our responsibility ceases at the end of the night, on the day of your visit. We keep all lost property for 3 weeks, before donating it to Wandsworth Oasis, a local charity that raises money for HIV support and prevention projects in SW London through its 9 charity shops and community events.
For live shows and evening events, please check the specific event listing for our opening hours.
Club nights (likely to return in 2022, sorry! #stillcomingoutthepandemic) run from 10:30pm – 3am, usually every Friday & Saturday
Unfortunately when they built the venue in 1900, a car park wasn’t top of the priority list, and we advise everyone to use public transport where possible.
The area around The Grand is residential parking only. There is a secure car park underneath Clapham Junction station, where you can pay to park using the website JustPark.com which is the best value in the local area.
Entry to the venue will be denied for anyone found parking on Severus Road, Eckstein Road and Comyn Road out of respect for our neighbours.
We allow small consumer-type cameras into The Grand, but not professional SLR-type ones. Unfortunately we cannot issue photopasses or grant access to the photopit as this is done directly by the promoter for each event.
Depending on the show, they may be a full photography/filming ban inside the venue, during the performance.
For Friday club nights, £5 before 11pm or £10 on the door
For Saturday club nights it’s £10 on the door all night
The Grand prides itself on being a welcoming, safe place for all where the customer experience is given priority above all else. The Management reserves the right to refuse entry to the overly intoxicated, those suspected of being under the influence of drugs, overly large groups and single-entries (unless you can prove you are meeting friends in the venue)
Our guestlist is open for all Friday and Saturday nights unless stated otherwise and can be joined via our website:
Joining the guestlist will not guarantee entry but will provide priority entrance (before midnight) and will give you a reduced rate of entry:
Both Friday and Saturday’s guest list entry is £5 before 11:30pm and £10 after.
For group bookings or private hire enquiries please email firstname.lastname@example.org
As part of our bookings policy all table, area and private hire bookings must be aged 21+
Photos of an AMAAAAAZING night
Looking for photos from our shows? Head to our Facebook page and view our galleries.
Photos from the weekend usually go up on a Tuesday morning, and e-mails sent later that day with links to the galleries if you left your e-mail with the photobooth assistant.
ID Scanning Policy
If you need to bring any medicines, food or drink to manage a medical condition, or medical equipment you are welcome to do so. We don’t have any medical equipment at the venue. Please inform the manager on duty when you arrive before going through search. You can also email us ahead of the event at email@example.com.
We’re always keen to hear your ideas and suggestions, and welcome any feedback you have. If you enjoyed your experience with us, or if we didn’t reach your expectations for any reason please let us know with a message to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will do all we can to resolve the situation.
Please note there will be strobes, flashing lights, loud noises, confetti, the occasional balloon drop and other fun stuff used in the venue.
If you have any concerns about this don’t hesitate to contact us via email@example.com – we want to make sure you have a safe experience with us!
We love dogs.. but unfortunately not all the time. We allow guide dogs and other canine companions that are validated by a blue badge, but please do call us ahead so we can allocate you a seat in an animal friendly part of the venue and get the dog bowl ready #wedontleavenodogthirsty.